THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH…Gulls Revenge
Lavern and Bob were sitting on their porch that overlooks the pond. Now that more of the island has been exposed all sort of birds congregate there. This day there was one that Lavern did not expect to see. She said, “Bob I haven’t been drinking, but there is a florescent, pink bird on the island; it’s too small to be a flamingo…plus that they wouldn’t fly here. Bob looked, and sure enough there was a pink, big seagull. Some sick person had spray painted it.
Lavern and Bob aren’t the only people who have seen this poor creature, doing its’ best to clean itself. What sickie would do such a thing?
Daphne has heard that all the gulls are getting together for revenge….the guy with the spray can better wear a wide brim hat and plastic clothing for the rest of his life.
Daphne