HA! HA!

Vera lost her mojo, but not Daphne, the Pond Queen. I’ve had two comments in the Blog. This person wants moi to be a “secret shopper”…I can make $900 a month…imagine that! Can’t you just see this little killifish sashaying in the stores trying to be a secret?
I keep telling you…make no mistake about it….but no…you are allowing some man to hit golf balls into my pond. You can’t see them today because of all the pollen on the shoreline; nevertheless, balls are all over the place. I shudder to think that one could break a light in the fountain when they are reinstalled. He must get those balls free someplace because he never picks them up. I hope our man that cuts the grass doesn’t get one in his blades because it would act as a projectile and could hurt someone. You wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to your sassy little Daphne now, would you?